Miles: 898.20; Ascent: 42,387 feet
The first few days out of Mendoza were hard work. I’m not kidding. They really were.
My life (that week horsing around with the boys in Mendoza aside) has been reduced to a few simple priorities:
1. Find food.
2. Find water.
3. Find somewhere to sleep.
4. Make progress.
Eating, drinking, sleeping, cycling. Truly, the simple life. (And as if to make up for the lack of other distractions I am doing each of these in abundance.) But on the road out of Mendoza it seemed I would not be entitled even to these simple pleasures without a fight. The ants ate my food. Water sources on the rough and remote 40 remained few and far between. Nights under canvas continued to be achingly hot. And, when I finally rejoined tarmac (which always holds at least the prospect of some decent progress), a howling westerly gale reduced my speed to a paltry 6 km/h. Along the flat! I gave up the ghost altogether after 10. I’ll admit it.
I could count the number of ‘easy’ days cycling I’ve had on this trip on one hand. However much it looks like all the ingredients are coming together for a few easy miles, there’s always something (the road surface, the gradient, the temperature, the wind) making you work for every inch of progress - I’m not kidding.
One of the worst things you can do from a motivational point of view, I’ve learned, is “destination-set”. The moment you pinpoint somewhere to get to on any given day, you set yourself up to be the victim of any number of factors which might prevent you from doing so. A headwind ain’t half so frustrating if you haven’t convinced yourself you have to make it to, say, El Sosneado by nightfall. I try to avoid destination-setting as much as possible; you always get there in the end, and, in any case, the unexpected stops are invariably the more interesting.
I did not, for example, expect to spend the night in an old abandoned railway station in Los Parlamentos. But I did. I really got a bang out of that. And, lo and behold, the next morning the wind had turned in my favour and had blown me all the way into the relaxed town of Malargüe before I knew it. It would have been perfect, only it was a bit hot…
South of Malargüe, however, the tide started to turn and the changes came thick and fast. The road improved, the landscape softened. Streams and rivers ran with water (an encouraging sight after three months of dry river beds); the snowline came down; air temperatures dropped by the day. This was more like it!
It wasn’t long before I was crossing the Río Colorado and entering Patagonia at last. For me this was a significant milestone. Although it constitutes only a small part of my journey through South America, Patagonia has always been the focus of this trip. It’s only taken me eight months to get here! To enter Patagonia is to arrive in a place the names associated with which - Trevelin, Chubut, Futalefú, Chaitén, Villa O’Higgins, Santa Cruz - are places I have dreamt about visiting for years.
And I tell you what, cycling out of Las Lajas up to Pino Hachado, you could certainly tell you had arrived. I’m not kidding. You really could. In the space of only 50km, climbing through your first groves of araucaría trees, you entered a different world. By the time I’d reached the Chilean border it was drizzling slightly and seriously cold. In Peru this pass, at only 1,800m, would have been tropical; here, at 39°S, I was pulling on every piece of warm clothing I had.
I was not heading for the border, but for a dirt road a few hundred metres before customs which I could follow south into the Argentine Lakes. It was late in the day, however, and a decrepit old sign, “BAR”, at my turn off tempted me to investigate further. “Águila Mora” turned out to be a fantastic little place to stay. I was given a small cabin complete with horsehair mattress and heavy bedding, and kept the cold at bay in front of a cosy wood-burning stove. The owner, a slightly stooped man of about seventy, had initially struck me as a bit of an old duffer, wandering around in his pajamas and all, but the photographs adorning the bar of him in his heyday, in each one surrounded by hordes of (different) beautiful women on the Argentine ski-circuit, suggested he’d been no slouch when it came to enjoying himself. The old dog! That killed me.
The Lakes District is home to Argentina’s beautiful people, the “haves” and the “have-yachts”. Luckily, there’s also room enough for louts like me. And it’s a good thing, because it’s stunning; the Lake District on steroids. Everywhere you look there’s yet another beautiful view, another azure lake, another crystal-clear stream. And when you feel like stopping, pick your spot, pitch your tent and take a dip. I wish you could see it. It would knock you out, if you had any sense anyway.
It’s also a fairly relaxing old place to move around. I don’t have any qualms about leaving my stuff unattended at a campsite, or the bike unlocked outside a shop. Everyone does it. And I’m normally paranoid as hell about that sort of stuff. I’m not kidding. I really am.
There’s only one fly in the ointment. Flies. Nasty ones, called tábanos, a type of horsefly. They’ve got a really nasty bite, and are the most persistent little buggers around. They infest Patagonia from December until around late-February, early-March, when they all die off. Good riddance as far as I’m concerned.
All of this, however, is Patagonia for softies. The real action starts here. First up, the famous Carretera Austral, a notorious road which winds its way south for 1,250 km through some of Chile’s most rugged wilderness landscape, not to mention some of its worst weather. The route is well-known for mercilessly pulling bicycles apart, so this could well be the bike’s biggest challenge to date. And mine, I suspect.
Further south, where the southern icefields and their glaciers bring the Carretera Austral to a halt, I’ve got the full force of the Patagonian steppe to contend with, before a final sprint across Tierra del Fuego as far south as the road goes.
All of which assumes, of course, I’ll get that far.
In Bariloche, however, sunshine, a rest, and a chance to catch up with Aaldrik and Sonya before they start heading east towards Buenos Aires and Brazil. It’s been great to see them again and share some stories about our last couple of months on the road.
The Lakes has been a pretty sociable place all round really. There was Rich and Karlene from New Hampshire in Villa Pehuenia. Pat and Jeremy from Jersey in Junín. “Goat” from California in San Martin. Michael from California and Raul from Santiago at Lago Villarino. Not to mention all the other cyclists I’ve bumped into on this popular cycle-touring route.
And let’s not forget Leonardo. I thought I had the place to myself when I set up camp on a deserted beach on the shores of Lago Ñorquinco, near Aluminé. And then old Leonardo turns up in his beaten-up old kayak, taking refuge from the wind in my little cove as it whipped the lake into whitecaps. We had some tea and shot the breeze until the wind died down, when he got back in his kayak and continued on his way. Random.
As Leonardo said, “We live in a crazy world.”
That almost killed me. It really did.
* We’re still feeling the aftershocks of the Chilean earthquake all the way down here in southern Argentina. There have been about 10 distinct tremors over the course of the past couple of days. It’s an unsettling experience. As Charles Darwin wrote, “A bad earthquake at once destroys our oldest associations: the earth, the very emblem of solidity, has moved beneath our feet like a thin crust over a fluid; - one second of time has created in the mind a strange idea of insecurity, which hours of reflection would not have produced.” Let’s hope Chile finds it feet again soon.












































































































































































































